Inevitable

bookmania: “She’s like smoke: you think you’re seeing her...

Sun, 24 Jul 2011 07:37:15 -0400

“She’s like smoke: you think you’re seeing her clearly enough, but when you reach for her there’s nothing there.” — Ryū Murakami, Audition (photo by Megan McIsaac.)

Sun, 24 Jul 2011 07:08:05 -0400

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Sun, 17 Jul 2011 08:30:25 -0400

Yung nakakairitang feeling na sumaktong naging taga-abot ka ng mga bayad nila sa jeep.

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 22:27:41 -0400

khadx097:

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Sun, 03 Jul 2011 08:55:16 -0400

Life's a bitch. Oh no, wait. That's you.

Sun, 03 Jul 2011 08:36:53 -0400

khadx097:

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Sun, 03 Jul 2011 08:12:22 -0400

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Sat, 02 Jul 2011 09:49:07 -0400

Ang mga flirt parang China Phone lang yan eh. Maganda tignan pero low quality naman.

Sat, 02 Jul 2011 09:47:42 -0400

khadx097:

enochliew: House G by Maxwan A very efficient design solution...

Sat, 02 Jul 2011 09:47:20 -0400

enochliew:

House G by Maxwan

A very efficient design solution of combining the stair case, seating area and bookshelf.

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Wed, 22 Jun 2011 09:19:06 -0400

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- All plans for the future are useless if you have no capacity to fully live in the present.

Vice papuntang fastfood:

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 22:06:23 -0400

Vice papuntang fastfood:

Vice: (Umupo)
Waiter: Gud afternun po! Kakain po kayo?
Vice: Hindi, magluluto, tutulungan ko chef nyo.. Kakahiya naman nakiupo ako dito tapos hindi pa ko tutulong.. Bilis na.. Gusto mo tulungan pa kita sa mga customers nyo.. Tapos aasenso business nyo.. Edi masaya, di ba? Umunlad na kayo, nagutom pa ko.. Ang galing noh?

Sa computer shop...

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 21:56:31 -0400

Vice Ganda: kuya paextend.

Boy: ng time?

Vice Ganda: hindi! ung computer. paextend ung cord para maiuwi ko ito
at dun ako s bhay maglaro. O kya gwin k0ng laptop pag pasok ko s skul
bitbit ko ito. pa-out n nga lang.

Boy: ung sau?

Vice Ganda: hndi! ung s ktabi q. pkialamero aq eh. ayoko ng my ktabi.
try m0h ung sau. i-out m0h n rn para aq n lng ang o.l. dito.

=))

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Tue, 21 Jun 2011 21:52:30 -0400

pinkapplebananas:

BOY: Uy!

GIRL: Ano?

BOY: Gising ka pa?

GIRL: Hindi. Tulog na. Kaluluwa niya ‘to.

Parang uso na nga talaga ang pagiging pilosopo at pambabara. Nauso ba ito dahil kay Vice Ganda kasi nakakatawa? O sadyang nakasanayan na ito ng marami dahil ang sarap maging superior? Kaya sige, pahiyain nalang natin ang isa’t isa. Nag-eenjoy naman tayo pare-pareho eh. May tanong ako sayo: Ito na ba ang tinatawag na communication?

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hahhaha.., =))

PUMASOK AKO SA ISANG BARBER SHOP PARA MAGPAGUPIT..

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 21:52:00 -0400

bruhomars:

BARBERO: Magpapagupit Sir??

AKO: Ay Hindee! Bibili akong Pako! Meron kayo??

hahahahahahaha

Gandang Gabi Vice. >:DD

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 21:47:38 -0400

heyitsflarren:

Question and Answer portion kuno.

Vice: (to Venus) Venus, what is your favorite planet?

Venus: My favorite planet is Venus.

Vice: Why Venus?

Venus: Because it’s my name.

Vice: Why is it your name?

Venus: Because Venus is named after the goddess of beauty Venus. How about you Vice what is your favorite planet?

Vice: Mercury.

Venus: Why Mercury?

Vice: Dahil sa Mercury nakakasigurado ka na ang gamot ay laging bago.

iamsuperpat: NO CLASSES! PARTY PARTY!!!

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 21:45:51 -0400

iamsuperpat:

NO CLASSES!

PARTY PARTY!!!

hahaha! takte =))

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 21:44:51 -0400

Vice: What is your favorite planet and why?
Venus: Venus.
Vice: Why?
Venus: Because it's my name.
Vice: What about your name?
Venus: It's Venus. It's a planet. Venus is the goddess of beauty.
Vice: Venus is the goddess of beauty?
Venus: How about you, what's your favorite planet?
Vice: Mercury.
Venus: Why?
Vice: Dahil sa Mercury nakasisigurong gamot ay laging bago.

All women have breaking points, don't push her there, you may never be able to get her back.

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 21:39:46 -0400

Ang mga mahilig magparinig ay ang mga taong may baril na magaling lang kumasa, pero hindi naman marunong tumira ng direkta.

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 21:39:20 -0400

khadx097:

hahahaha! korek